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  • Good Code Exists

    A PHP programmer was begging on a street corner. With dirty clothing, extremely sad and distracted, was watching the ground. On the cardboard in front of him was written: "Help a poor PHP programmer".

    From time to time, a Java or C# developer would give him something.

    A Python programmer that happened to pass by, stopped, took the cardboard, wrote a few words, then left.

    Something amazing happened. Ruby, Groovy, C# and Java programmers were stopping, reading what was written and giving plenty of money, some of them with tears in their eyes, crying with deep sorrow. A pretty large crowd gathered around him, so the PHP programmer raised his eyes. He read the cardboard, and cried with a shriek from the bottom of his lungs, lungs of a despaired man, from his truly unfortunate state. Tears started flowing over his cheeks, faced now with the truth revealed to his soul, when he read the words:

    "Help a poor PHP programmer. I know good code exists, I just have never seen it."

    A Perl programmer, extremely dirty, with his ripped clothing, and disheveled hair also passed trough the crowd, bumping into people. Unfortunately no one discovered the meaning of the senseless words he was muttering, so they let him be, to continue his painful existence.

  • How Programming Languages Relate to Girlfriends


    The simple girlfriend that doesn't really get you. Whenever you go to a new place, she doesn't want to go. Goes if you really insist, but causes a scene there.


    The borderline insane girlfriend. One mistake, and she goes bonkers. Tries to be friends with all of your friends, even if no one likes her.


    Your true love, but you know deep inside you two won't last. She's nice, but whenever you want something from her she's nowhere to be found.


    Boring as hell. You pity her and you think you should like her more. You just can't get yourself to do it. She keeps trying to make it work.


    The slightly prettier sister of Java, with all the mental issues of C++.


    The beast from Beauty and the Beast. Reasoning with her is like talking with a grizzly bear.


    She always hungers for human flesh. Congratulations, you're dating a zombie.



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